supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

birdpride:

I’ll punch a bee I don’t even care

birdpride:

I’ll punch a bee I don’t even care

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens)

boldly-avenging-erebor:

Fun fact: this wasn’t scripted.

(Source: hxcfairy)

amoying:

things i’m emotionally attached to

  • the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
  • a specific pencil or pen
  • that really comfy sweater
  • super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
  • drinking out of one specific mug

(Source: amoying)

How is google gonna come out with eyewear and not call it googly eyes

(Source: seaof7billion)

iwishihadafather:

punk ass kids lookin for eggs need to start lookin for a job the light bill aint gonna be paid in yolks 

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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